A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past
And felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, "ave ye ever bin fooked, laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said, "No"…
She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."